A: With an $8 roll of bubble wrap from Home Depot.
Why is bubble wrap not free? It’s just air in plastic… Dumb. This weekend I finished packing my entire life in to precisely 4 boxes (two small and two medium), a carry on roll-away, a medium and a half luggage (the half is because it’s really not a large and I want you to understand the gravity of my downsize) and a cheapo 30” duffel bag. That is all I kept from my 3 years of living in New York City. It was
liberating interesting. I feel light. I like the ability to just pack up and go. Some people enjoy collecting stuff. Just miscellaneous items that seem important until you have to take your own stupid boxes to the stupid UPS store because you’re outside of the stupid ‘pick up zone’. But I ain’t mad at ‘em. Thanks ups! I am no longer some people.. I am free of all extra things I thought I needed and may think I need up until a year from now.
Ok I’m done bitching. I’m really excited to roll out this weekend. After a countdown that seemed longer than (insertwhateverpeoplegetexcitedaboutthesedays) I’m finally finallyyyy going to be living in my new home. I won’t pretend like California is the motherland, but it’s pretty close. I mean why would so many rappers rap about how awesome it is? Man, I can’t wait to come up with my own awesome Cali freestyles.